Unseen clown on unicycle

I read a New York Times article the other day which suggested that people paying attention to their phones would likely miss a clown riding a unicycle. No disrespect: I do it too sometimes. Phones are pretty addictive after all.

The article’s illustration didn’t take design direction from that particular scenario so I thought, challenge accepted. I present to you a clown riding a unicycle, ignored by passers by.